That's blasphemy.

What kind of idiot messes up two Valentine’s in a row? Not this idiot. Two months ago, I booked a private chef, musicians - the works… for a romantic dinner at home. I just had to get the señorita out of the house while they set up. So we don’t get the table at the fancy restaurant, which drives Gloria crazy. “Jay, why you not be no more romantic to me?” We walk in the door, and bam! She looks like a big idiot! And isn’t that what Valentine’s Day is all about?